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Garrity: Brad Pitt’s got New Orleans covered, right? So, starving children in Africa.
Mike: George Clooney’s taken care of them.
Garrity: What? Since when?
Mike: Since he won the Oscar, Dude. He’s saving like all the starving kids. And then he sells them to Angelina Jolie, who flys them over here and feeds them, Bro.
Garrity: When did she become a pilot?
Mike: Uh, right after she became an Ambassador I guess.
Garrity: Alright, I got it. Water. Clean water. We work with water, ties right in.
Mike: Matt Damon’s got the whole water thing taken care of. Water.org, Dude.
Garrity: What’s Ben Affleck doing?
Mike: Directing.
Garrity: Selfish. Selfish prick.
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    I miss this all ready. And I miss when me and Yana used to stalk Dennis Leary :(
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