Kevin: The one contribution you made to this party is to bring Senator Homophobe!
Kitty: Kevin I really thought you and I were done with this.
Kevin: God you miss the point! OK. OK. It is one thing to go and work for the guy, which I have finally come around to. But to bring him to our house, to my mother’s birthday party?!
Kitty: Pedro’s his chef! It was the nice thing to do. What?! You have no room to talk. What? Sleeping with a closeted actor.
Kevin: Who told you?
Kitty: Tommy did.
Tommy: I never said a word. You’re the one blabbing to the entire family.
Kevin: OK. Whatever, look, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP?
Tommy: It’s in the closet.
Kitty: You put the wine in my closet? Is your little boyfriend in there?
Kevin: He’s not my boyfriend!