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C.J. You know why I’m not wearing any pants?
SAM I just assumed it was the usual reason.
C.J. I sat in paint. After the speech I went to the sculpture garden to get some air and take it in and sat on a bench.
SAM And it didn’t say wet paint?
C.J. It did it turns out, but…
CAROL How’s it coming?
SAM Where’d you get the bathrobe?
CAROL The Gym.
SAM They have bathrobes at the gym?
C.J. In the women’s locker room.
SAM But not the men’s.
C.J. Yeah.
SAM Now, that’s outrageous. There’s a thousand men working here and fifty women…
C.J. Yeah, and it’s the bathrobe’s that’s outrageous.
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