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Mary: I do not need to relax. I’m fine. Yes, maybe my feet are swelling up. I’m walking around on a couple of Christmas hams. And I might be a tiny bit irritable
Marshall: Never
Mary: But I’m not an invalid, okay? Do you know what my ancestors did when they were pregnant? Double fisted whisky while cultivating tater-tots. They never even left the fields, they just pushed the suckers out their hoo-haws and kept on ploughing 
Marshall: They also died toothless at twenty-eight
Stan: Marshall, not helping. Mary, not a request, go home
Mary: Come on… Shut up
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